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July 30, 2010

 Sweet TweetsWeek 3! It’s a tough job, but somebody has to do it.

As always, feel free to add any sweet tweets to the comments section.

Here’s the amusing stuff we found this week:

@StephaniePernas: “Why are you wearing zebra underwear under a white dress??”- my intern to me. #OutfitFail #didntlookinthemirror

@OHnewsroom: Intern 1: “Does this beard make me look older or younger? Be honest.' Intern 2: “I don’t know, but it makes you look creepier.'

@alikroeger: My intern isn’t into Shark Week -His words: I would watch a Cat Week, something that is cute.

@jaywalk1: Just read an internship app w/ another company mentioned throughout. On a scale from 1 to #FAIL ….

@sunshinekara: Already got yelled at today by my internship supervisor. Wednesday = 1, Kara = 0. I will conquer!

@DaveHillintern: One of the things that I will take away from this internship is a drinking problem.

@OHnewsroom: Reporter commenting on the thunderstorm: “It’s all fun and games ’til our intern gets electrocuted.'

@Shaylaggnr: Graphic Designer: “Just face it, your computer is possessed by the devil.” Intern: “And the devil is addicted to porn.

@BPGlobalPR: Attention young people! Sign up for a BP internship! (Must bring own industrial strength gloves. No pay. No snitchin’.)

@placebetween: learned from my resume browsing that my intern is ten months older than I am – wonder how long I can keep up the illusion of age and wisdom?

@lovely2bMA: These men at the dye house couldn’t stare any harder..*note to self never wear legging to internship*

@machineproject: Our intern John just went to the post office for the first time in his entire life #email #kidstoday #howisthispossible #thingsinternslearn

@ameliatrace: “I just found an envelope full of hair.” — our intern, handily demonstrating why we don’t take folks up to the attic.

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