Twitter, twitter, dearest twitter… so wise and so insightful.
Here are the Sweet Tweets this week:
@EnjoyMeetings: 5 clues your meeting is headed for disaster: 1,,). Everyone from the CEO to the office intern has been invited.
@InterviewGoofs: Jen: I know it’s hot out there but the job you’re interviewing for is executive assistant, not lifeguard.
@prsnicketypenny: Our German Intern is so funny. “I’m looking for a little piece of paper that is sticky on the back.” “A post-it?” “Yes?”
@lennyvenny: Today I got to say: NO, I CANNOT PUT MORE DATA FROM SPREAD SHEETS INTO EXCEL FOR YOU! NO! It was exciting. #intern #finallyassignedtoproject
@LalalaMo: For the record: It is a STEREOTYPE that all #interns are pros at @Microsoft Excel. #HELP!
@zurcherart: @russellquinn Do you need another intern? I’ve been practicing my envelope sealing skills. Postage application as well
@christina_mule: Standing around, glued to my phone, trying to look more important than I am #intern
@teeneyteeney: We need a new office intern to eat all the M&M’s I pick out of the trail mix.
@coreymintz: Problem with an intern is you can’t say “You have failed me for the last time” and throw them into your piranha moat.
@stevegreer: Unnecessarily in love with FBI shows where the agent types “cross-reference records” and the computer magically does the work of 20 interns.
@naomisoxy: Work today was… Fun with the interns, not so with the supervisor
@24kgoldsher: INTERNS STOP FLIRTING WITH EACH OTHER I’M GOING TO BARF #barf #interns
@juliatoscano: renting santa suits. of course i’m the #intern
@seanieboyy6: Presenting 2 an entire room full of macho str8 men bout mens sexual health w/ posters of half naked men sure made my day #health4men #intern