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The Webcomic Police
DescriptionWe're looking for an underqualified nobody to join our team of cyberbullies. This individual will tell webcartoonists why their webcomics are bad while having absolutely no authority to judge anyone. The less you know about webcomics, the better; the ideal candidate doesn't even know what a webcomic is. If you deal with your pent-up frustrations by making other people miserable, you'll fit right in with our group of Negative Nancys.
If you meet all of the requirements, live in your parents' basement, and are comfortable wearing sunglasses at night, don't hesitate to click the "Apply" button below.
ResponsibilitiesMake webcartoonists delete their webcomics and throw all of their art supplies in the trash
RequirementsPh.D. in Trolling or a related field
Two-plus years of bullying experience
Must pretend to hate webcomics you secretly like
Must constantly crave attention
Must be extremely jealous of successful webcartoonists